What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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women's rights

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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