Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Kyle grund parker coffey

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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