- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??