- Anti Joke

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!