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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A guy walks into a bar

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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