- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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