- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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