what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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