What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

I think everybody should have a penis.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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