A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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