- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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