- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Communism hehe xd

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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