- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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