- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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