So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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no

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Canada

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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