I Love Hitler.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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