- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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