A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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