- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

...Jack Vale

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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