Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Hitler

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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