what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Knock knock come in.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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