So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Anti Joke

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