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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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