What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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