If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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#IHateHashtags

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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