A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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