What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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