Niall Horan

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A shark ate your mom

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

diarrhea.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

the bible

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

- Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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