What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Knock knock come in.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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