- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

people magazine

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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