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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

okay so theres this guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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