- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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