- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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