- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Homo say what?

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Chuck Norris.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What is better than life? Nothing.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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