roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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