- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Your mother is so fat.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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