- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rick james bitch

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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