You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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