Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Jersey Shore.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Maths.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

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