- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A seal walks into a club.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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