- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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