Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Mogok Papiti.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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