- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

-knock knock! -doors open

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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