Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Your mom

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Poop

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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