- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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