- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Connor is homosexuaI

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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