- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What do you call white trash Garbage

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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