What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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your going to die

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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