Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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