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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Bark I'm a tree

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

have safe sex

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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