You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Jimmy Saville

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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