"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Asians.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Sarah Jessica Parker

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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